The Australian batsman methodically applies butter on each surface of a slice of white bread. “That’s the secret,” he explains as he lowers the lid of his sandwich grill. “Perfect. Then you get it golden on the outside.” He lifts the lid to reveal a golden square of ideal crispiness, the melted cheese happily melting inside. “So this is the secret method,” he explains. At which point, he does something unexpected and strange.
Already, I sense a sense of disinterest is beginning to cover your eyes. The red lights of overly fancy prose are going off. You’re likely conscious that Labuschagne scored 160 for Queensland this week and is being widely discussed for an return to the Test side before the Ashes.
You probably want to read more about cricket matters. But first – you now realise with an anguished sigh – you’re going to have to get through several lines of wobbling whimsy about toasties, plus an further tangential section of overly analytical commentary in the “you” perspective. You sigh again.
Labuschagne flips the sandwich on to a dish and heads over the fridge. “Not many people do this,” he states, “but I genuinely enjoy the cold toastie. Boom, in the fridge. You let the cheese firm up, go for a hit, come back. Perfect. Sandwich is perfect.”
Okay, let’s try it like this. Let’s address the sports aspect to begin with? Small reward for making it this far. And while there may only be six weeks until the series opener, Labuschagne’s century against the Tigers – his third of the summer in all cricket – feels significantly impactful.
Here’s an Aussie opening batsmen clearly missing consistency and technique, exposed by the Proteas in the World Test Championship final, highlighted further in the Caribbean afterwards. Labuschagne was left out during that tour, but on some level you sensed Australia were keen to restore him at the soonest moment. Now he seems to have given them the perfect excuse.
And this is a plan that Australia need to work. Usman Khawaja has just one 100 in his last 44 knocks. Sam Konstas looks hardly a Test opener and closer to the handsome actor who might portray a cricketer in a Bollywood movie. None of the alternatives has shown convincing form. One contender looks cooked. Marcus Harris is still oddly present, like unwanted guests. Meanwhile their leader, the pace bowler, is unfit and suddenly this appears as a unusually thin squad, missing command or stability, the kind of natural confidence that has often given Australia a lead before a match begins.
Enter Marnus: a world No 1 Test batter as recently as 2023, freshly dropped from the ODI side, the right person to bring stability to a fragile lineup. And we are told this is a composed and reflective Labuschagne these days: a pared-down, no-frills Labuschagne, no longer as extremely focused with minor adjustments. “I feel like I’ve really cut out extras,” he said after his century. “Not overthinking, just what I need to bat effectively.”
Naturally, nobody truly believes this. Most likely this is a rebrand that exists just in Labuschagne’s mind: still endlessly adjusting that technique from morning to night, going more back to basics than any player has attempted. Prefer simplicity? Marnus will devote weeks in the practice sessions with coaches and video clips, exhaustively remoulding himself into the simplest player that has ever been seen. That’s the trait of the obsessed, and the characteristic that has consistently made Labuschagne one of the deeply fascinating players in the cricket.
Perhaps before this very open England-Australia contest, there is even a kind of pleasing dissonance to Labuschagne’s endless focus. On England’s side we have a squad for whom technical study, let alone self-analysis, is a risky subject. Go with instinct. Stay in the moment. Smell the now.
On the opposite side you have a batsman like Labuschagne, a player utterly absorbed with cricket and wonderfully unconcerned by public perception, who sees cricket even in the moments outside play, who treats this absurd sport with exactly the level of quirky respect it requires.
His method paid off. During his focused era – from the instant he appeared to come in for a hurt Steve Smith at Lord’s in 2019 to around the end of 2022 – Labuschagne was able to see the game on another level. To tap into it – through pure determination – on a different, unusual, intense plane. During his days playing club cricket, colleagues noticed him on the game day positioned on a seat in a focused mindset, mentally rehearsing every single ball of his innings. As per Cricviz, during the initial period of his career a surprisingly high proportion of catches were dropped off his bat. Somehow Labuschagne had intuited what would happen before others could react to affect it.
It’s possible this was why his form started to decline the time he achieved top ranking. There were no further goals to picture, just a unknown territory before his eyes. Also – to be fair – he stopped trusting his signature shot, got unable to move forward and seemed to misjudge his positioning. But it’s part of the same issue. Meanwhile his mentor, D’Costa, believes a focus on white-ball cricket started to undermine belief in his positioning. Good news: he’s recently omitted from the 50-over squad.
Certainly it’s relevant, too, that Labuschagne is a devoutly religious individual, an religious believer who thinks that this is all basically written out in advance, who thus sees his task as one of reaching this optimal zone, despite being puzzling it may look to the mortal of us.
This mindset, to my mind, has consistently been the main point of difference between him and Steve Smith, a more naturally gifted player
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